tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

pancakeke:

frogparty:

not safe for frog haters

i-was-today-years-old-when:

in Switzerland, it’s illegal to own just one guinea pig

 According to Techly, an animal rights law introduced there in 2008 makes it illegal to own just one guinea pig at a time. 

mjalti:

inkskinned:

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

bryguy142:

just-shower-thoughts:

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned

mydogisabutt:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement
- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with
- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!
- they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!)
- u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!)
- they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something
- absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt
- u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr
- as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily
- babies. absolute baby children
- speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!!
- some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

thugilly:

sweerantrash:

blackgirlsvevo:

me @ my skin : get ur shit together

My skin @ me: you first

 

geekgirlnd:

jillbert:

capacity:

autohaste:

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

ok this keeps coming on my dash and every time the notes are filled with people being like WHAT IS THIS so i am HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, FRIENDS

this is from the musical Firebringer which is free to watch on Youtube. it’s by Team StarKid of A Very Potter Musical fame (think you recognize the girl singing? that’s Lauren Lopez, also known as the funniest Draco Malfoy the world has ever seen)

anyway, Firebringer is a female-driven, hilarious musical about bisexual cavewomen and you are going to want to watch it. trust me.

WATCH FIREBRINGER!

Our entire office sings this at least once a week.

verycharismaticdragon:

nzagul:

me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

multi-fandom-incorrect-quotes:

Amy: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk.

Jake: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Amy: *tearing up* Because you are!